I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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