I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Randomize
