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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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