I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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