covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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