People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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