i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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