Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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