i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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