I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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