I wanna passion pit in your ass
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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