I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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