Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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