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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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