you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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