Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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