nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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