If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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