My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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