hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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