wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It's shark week go big or go home
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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