he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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