Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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