fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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