Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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