I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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