There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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