if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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