What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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