jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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