i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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