The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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