She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he shaved USA in his pubs
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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