Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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