Dual....:-)
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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