Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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