I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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