I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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