doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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