In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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