No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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