I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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