My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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