dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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