i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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