ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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