We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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