i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
