turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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