im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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