I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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