This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
