Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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