quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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