Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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